Worried about Lorraine

I saw a top tip on Lorraine Kelly this morning.

Now to give you some background I adore Lorraine Kelly. I have her autobiography and her self help book. I like her because she is proper scottish, doesn't have any pretensions just cos she's 'off the telly' and once spent an entire live interview with Will Young planning a night out with him. I even tuned into River City to see her stealing half of a wedding buffet by slipping it into her handbag.

However I fear this love affair may be on shakey ground..

A viewer wrote in to say that they have trouble keeping slingback shoes on their feet. Mark Hayes fashion 'experts' tip was to use CLEAR BRA STRAPS to keep them on! I am outraged.

1, Clear bra straps are not invisible, everyone can see them and if they are a normal, fashion conscious person they'll be laughing at you for wearing them

and

2, as my friend Katie pointed out nobody should be wearing slingbacks anyway.

How he calls himself a fashion expert I'll never know But how can Lorraine smile and agree with him that this is infact the best solution to the problem? Lorraine I'm disapointed. Surely the sensible option would be to invite this poor, deluded slingback wearing woman onto the show and give her a makeover?

Please Lorraine, have a word. And tell Mark to get out of Primark, the polyester fumes are obviously effecting his brain.*

*I'd like to say that I normally quite like Mark and I'm not a snob I just really hate clear bra straps.

H x