Christmas highlights:
Dancing in cc's til 4.30am when I only went out for a quiet drink.
Having the girls round for cocktails.
Watching the babies eating wrapping paper instead of opening their presents!
Having five christmas tree's in the flat, one of them is a lesbian. I'm all about equality for christmas trees.
Winning the christmas quiz by half a point- 'get it up yae!'
Presents Presents Presents!
Profiteroles.
Christmas soaps. I'm talking eastenders not bodyshop.
Lindt chocolate in every shape and form. Santa? Check. Snowman? Check. Reindeer? Check. Bell? Check.
Waking up still hammered and singing christmas songs in bed, to myself. 'We wish you a merry christmas...'
Buying three party dresses from urban outfitters. All of them black. You know just incase.
Christmas Lowlights:
Hangovers
People who want to argue when drunk. Its christmas, leave your shit at the door.
No-one getting their christmas cards cos Jessops didn't deliver the photos in time.
Christmas flu. Clearly brought on by too much wine and not enough sleep.
Lack of christmas films. Its christmas, I have flu, I want to watch shit on tv and eat chocolate. Is that really too much to ask?!
Amy not being Seans baby, in eastenders of course. I'm gutted, he was trying so hard and being so lovely and its all gone wrong. I know its not real but my god I LOVE eastenders!
I heart christmas!
H x
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