Past: 27 year old former scene queen looking to reclaim her crown.
Present: 28 yr old not so bothered about the crown, caring more about a new pair of ankle boots, cake and creating works of artistic genius which can include outfits, my hair, theatre and the perfect facebook status update.
Future: no more birthdays, definitly not turning 29 never mind 30 and might dye my hair a little redder.